Monday, July 23, 2007

viral sarcasm..i love it!



I am Obsessed!!
-hahahaha..it's been a long time since i had an obsession .. But guess what..I am obsessed with Dr. House..I simply love that series...and that great guy Hugh Laurie.
It's funny how a person so unlikeable , so arrogant and insensitive became one of America's most loved sex symbol...Duh!blame it on the cane or. Vicodin??...
anyway, i wanna share some of the best quotes I got from that series...



"Arrogance has to be earned. Tell me what you've done to earn yours.

"OK, fine. I'll father your child. But first you gotta write me a Vicodin prescription. Just so I can get through the foreplay."

"I thought I'd get your theories, mock them, then embrace my own. The usual."


"Loss of free will. I like it. Maybe we can get Thomas Aquinas in for a consult."

Like I always say, there's no "I" in team. There's a "me" though, if you jumble it up.

You can think I'm wrong, but that's no reason to quit thinking.

Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention, wear something fun. Low-riding jeans are hot.

Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory House; you can call me "Greg." I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning.

-this insane series had kept me sane in my insane moments....


Friday, July 20, 2007

spending my time

today i feel more mature than yesterday, i learn the real meaning of discerning and
i am proud of my self for being able to withhold my bad feelings .
i had stifled some thoughts and i harbor bad feelings over a person for the past few days and i am not happy about it. Many bad thoughts come to mind and stays there. Like all poisons that are not released, killing memories of good times little by little..
Just last night i thought about it and I decided to let go of those bad emotions once and for all, they are hindering me from thinking straight and it's not even worth it.
If I can live without the need to hear, see, touch that person....then he's not worth it.
If I can live without the need of his thoughts and opinions....then he's not worth my time.
If I can live without the need for his money....then he's not worth it.
If I can live and be happy without the need to share it with him......then he was not even worth it.
If I can feel dignified and proud without the need of his reassurance....then he was not worth it.

time spent, is time lost....if i need to live a happy life then i should spend it building good times instead of wrecking it with bad thoughts....

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Bravado meets Menopause 2


The first sign of a nervous breakdown is when you start thinking your work is terribly important!

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Bravado meets Menopause


menopausal stage is one of the most dreaded thing a braggart person could ever encounter. when his self-effacing truth is finally questioned and everything he previously believed to be his forte is no longer believable. when he yells, he is more annoying than frightening...
when his arrogance is deemed defensive for the lack of eager audience...

Monday, July 16, 2007

when anchor wobbles, jump ship


when job becomes too emotional and life in the workplace becomes overly dramatic , it's time to start composing the inevitable "goodbye colleagues letter" a.k.a Resignation letter..

I was never a dramatic person (and never will i be)...many times, I've been interpreted by people as "no-feelings" person , we'll that might sound true but u know, i also feel but it's just that i don't like to feel strongly for situations or things or even some people..I have my reasons which i don't need to explain. I hate explaining and i hate confrontation...
Once a person enters in the vicious phase , that is "WORK", at first he/she becomes elated...work means money and money is equated to freedom but later will he/she knows that work is like a thick-metal prison...even Michael Scoffield couldn't break away....it becomes a suffocating force pulling you out of your bed in the middle of wonderful dream, suffocating force that keeps you standing even if every inch of your body is mad tired and wants to collapse, suffocating force squeezing your brain.....crazy!! Work is a complete arch-enemy of Freedom.. And sometimes if not always, a person deprived of freedom can be overly emotional and reactive. And hence, "the office" being packed of freedom-deprived earthlings becomes like a mine-filled land...people explode like bombs when provoked.
I had many people coming to me telling me how stressful their lives at work are..i've heard them all i guarantee you....from assholes bosses, torturing shifts, management conflicts, unfair salary distribution to office relations (illicit, illegal...whatever), skirt lengths , even stapler and bondpaper problems.... I had my share of work problems too... damn!how can they expect me to be master-adviser of the same problems i can't even start to solve my self...But i always have my one-liner which is like a mantra but is never followed... "Quit! Jump ship" ...hahahaha... go fish..
Many a times i told my self the same line but up til now am still sailing on the same ship.. Work for me has surpassed the level of just money, my work place is a community where people hang on each other for survival...One employee is like a nail keeping the ship glued; 1,2 or 5 rusted nails could pluck-out a wood causing water to enter, causing the ship to sink..
Mud-slinging, back-stabbing, power play are words I often hear from the vile-filled mouths of employees who have nothing to occupy their idle times with...If for some reasons, you feel injusticed by the way things are not turning towards you then by all means jump ship...you are keeping your workplace emotional and you are inflaming people..
If for any consolation be decent enough to respect the hands that feed your mouth.....

Tuesday, July 3, 2007

sarcasm and the pikon


-i was browsing the net a while ago and i discovered that there actually is a a society for the sarcastic... www.sarcasmsociety.com
i was really baffled as i never imagined that sarcastic people have this appetite to form some kind of community and talk like normal people...i could only guess how this people might talk:

person1:hi there! you look great in your photo.....but you know, photoshop could do wonders...just kidding
person2: thanks... this is me unedited...is that you on your pic ID? maybe you should test if photoshop could really do wonders..
person 1: hahahaha...changing this look might disappoint the world...
person2: aha!!! yeah...am sure...we should promote extinction...
person1: <<@_@>>
person2:
(>^_^)>

i could only imagine if the world is dominated by sarcastic people......hehhehehehe... it might be fun.....