if the 70's is the era of Voltes 5, guess what is the 90's? POWER RANGERS!!
i was in 2nd year high school back in '94 when Power Rangers was crazily popular, people anywhere in the corridor chanted "Go..go Power Rangers" like crazy... and as part of that idiotic cohort of Power Rangers manic, we had made a group also called the BUDO RANGERS... consisting of the most flipacks classmates....
We have our own Budo names, i am called Nyahyah; others are called Scartoot, Balacksoot, Stumburdy, Skapalabing....and other's, i have forgotten... we also have our own sacred chants and jingles that sound like an Evil cult's chant... " skapalabing.. tot.. agundoy... skapalabing, palabi... pa ismauki, balantotou, balantou... bidibidi...."
>> fast forward 13 years after... we have not seen our Budo mates, the least contact is through Friendster, seeing the Flipacks mutate into human creatures after more than a decade of trying hard is so great! Who could imagine that those group of moronic girls are actually earthlings!! Seeing them in their new skins is just mind-blowing... A certain Scartoot a.k.a. Jane Jomaya is heading a call on the medicinal world (who knows? she's into concocting bayawak's tail, utot2x juice and olive oil for AIDS cure)... she's one step more before we call her a Registered Nurse..... But how could she? she is a total epitome of " blood-yucker" back then... My, my you are a traitor to your old self buddy....but that's your life, go ahead...
another flipacks who is actually still struggling to be part of the human race is Skapalabing a.k.a. Cecille Gonzales...the most beautiful creature i have encountered so far. The last time i checked her Friendster account, she posted the most glamorous picture ever, confirming her on-going mutation...
another dear Friend, who i have accidentally forgotten due to her betrayal to our mother land and opting to stay in a much cooler side of the earth is Stumburdy a.k.a.Mey..for some reason, she always remind me of EwOks... all 90's kids wanted to be an Ewoks, an icon of the generation, just like Mey.. anyway, i accidentally meet her in Friendster too... I was in awe at her total mutation!! Wow! despite the humungous serving of Canadian burger and fresh Canadianmilk...Mey is still Mey... slim and strong... hahaha... Whilst most of us in this depraved part of the world are getting fat for whatever reasons,,,she still maintains her to-die-for figure...waiflike-ala-Nichole Ritchie figure....duh!! Villacampa...WE HATE YOU!!!
Well, well as for a certain Nyahyah, she had the most successful mutation ever (don't roll your eyes, i am the writer), she had evolved perfectly as predicted and assimilated in the human dimension successfully...but somehow she misses her moronic self and regress 2 years ago... and the rest is history...
Bottomline, I missed you guys,, i wish i am a Billionaire and i can buy you so you could forever make me laugh... where's Bin Laden? I will marry him!!
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