believe it or not.. someoneone once threatened to die for her mouse...let's just call the 2 arrogant, tyrant, horrible mice Ping and Pong (if you're Korean, you could guess right that the original name was actually Bing-Bong) but naming them actually might resurrect the old pains of my dear friend, so itago na lang nato sa pangalan nga Ping-Pong..
this is not my typical animal story.. this is serious and delicate..
well, 6 years ago in the crazy confines of UP, we have this horrible project of actually morphing animals to humans by basically making them behave like humans... imagine the horrible lessons this little beast must undergo everyday just to please his master.. if the boss tells Pong "sit!"- then Pong sits. Torturer!!! whoever sees a mouse squat on his tailss.. animal rights!! if the boss tells Pong "stand in one foot" then Pong stands on his sole heel. if the boss says "repeat after me, re--fri--dye-- ray--tor" -- then Pong says re-fri-dye-ray-tor.... Pong was so obedient that the master decided to put him on a maze..at first the mouse was so great that he could get out in a beat.. but later, it got so tired and dizzy that it got sick... poor Pong!!
just because mice are nocturnal and the boss is not... Pong plays at night with Ping while he trains in the morning with the boss... 1 day before the Morphing Exhibition while all other animals are conversing with their trainors...Pong died....
the master was so devastated that she threatens to die with Pong....
whatever happens to Ping? never heard since Pong's death...
whatever happens to the Boss? well, well she eventually recovered and shifted on breeding dogs instead...so, if you see someone posted her dog's face instead of her face on friendster ... then it's her... !!!
-- another unbelievable friend threatened to kill herself because of Math! hmm, i think i could understand her. Math is inevitable, hideous, whoever invented it must be suffering in hell for the nightly curses he received from the math-phobics' prayers. Well, my friend somewhat flanked in a certain quiz and she took it to heart ... when class was over , she was nowhere to be found... instead of sitting in the lobby waiting for her crush to passed by (which was her knock-off time habit), she was alone , silently weeping and sitting in the 4th floor corridor waiting for the right timing and background music to jump! hahahaha... crazy stuff!
hahaha, all people go thru this stage...even GMA might have written a suicide note once in her life.. it's perfectly human to be sad and depressed over trivial things... these friends are just doing it the OA-way....
Praise yah friends!! may unta mang-daghan mo!!
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